A great guy who eats really good ass, he eats ass so good that Jhene Aiko sings about hi. When he eats ass he eats them like groceries, all the girls who want to try something new as to getting their ass eaten always comes to him
by YouBeLion February 21, 2017
Get the Tonymug. fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.
by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019
Get the Tonymug. A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.
Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
by pretty smart person and friend July 19, 2016
Get the Tonymug. A lying cheating ex-wife who gets preggers by the neighbor and then moves in with him and takes your kids to Cockeysville like 45 minutes away and you never get to see them anymore and who has you pay a ton in child support.
by The-ex February 4, 2010
Get the Tonimug. Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.
Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!
Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!
by Prideus April 10, 2019
Get the Tonymug. Tony is ancient Icelandic used to describe people that have a certain elvish quality about them and could easily be confused with the hidden people of Iceland. Therefore tony translates as "one of the hidden people."
by 45t45011i1j4 March 12, 2016
Get the Tonymug. Tony is a don who owns the whole world including ur mom.He is the real Playboy.Not even ur boy Johnny Sins can compare to the amount of nuts he’s busted.He is sexy intelligent pimp/druglord who shits gold and eats diamonds for breakfast.Be AWARE he will kill you if you fuck with his money and girls .Last time he had the Queen of England sucking his dick because he was “bored”.
Person 1: You don’t want to fuck with me I know Big Tony
Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.
Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.
by L.Dotz715 March 16, 2020
Get the Tonymug.