Toeba

Toeba is a azerbaijan girl who's not really pretty and guys aren't into her.

She has a pretty personality but her body is not (crazy) (crazy) girl

Guys don't like toeba

by Milk&honey&cookies February 23, 2017

toeba

A baeutifull persian name

Toeba is a Beautifull tree in the heaven

Hey are you Toeba? Your so Beautifull that your not gonna die!

by Moshkwllll1234 February 26, 2017

thefambruh

TheFamBruh is a rapper from the known music community "SoundCloud"

Did you hear TheFamBruh's song "Antisocial"?

by Music organization August 9, 2017

toekan pet

Een grote pet in de vorm van een toekan

Omin ho's, dikke toekan pet.

by Watupwow September 10, 2017

toenail salt

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man

Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU

by Mega niglet May 6, 2018

toenails

the tiny trim buds from a marijuana plant

i told my budtender -'i dont want any toenails only the big fluffy buds'

by c fonteneau May 12, 2018

Toefood

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.

"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".

by psykobear August 1, 2018