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tidsoptimist

Someone prone to falling into the Planning Fallacy, underestimating the time needed to complete a task because of an optimism bias.
Tidsoptimist: I'm sure we can build the Sydney Opera House in 4 years!

14 years later

Bruh.
by Haomakk January 21, 2021
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Timeshitting

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.
The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.
by Fasters January 26, 2022
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son'tines

cuban way of saying sometimes, made popular by its use in lake arrowhead
son'tines i like to shmoke shome cooban seegars ju know?
by scuba cougar May 31, 2010
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Mass times Acceleration

by Little terry April 26, 2010
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low tide slide

This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.
I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.
by Fiftyslam May 18, 2011
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The Tide

The Tide were a band from Los Angeles, California formed in 2015. They were signed to The Vamps' record label, Steady Records, under EMI Universal. They were the supporting act for The Vamps World Tour 2015, and again in 2016, along with other artists such as Before You Exit (USA leg), Luke Friend (UK leg), HomeTown (UK leg) and Union J (UK leg). They also supported The Vamps in 2017.The band was formed when The Vamps announced a secret project in late December 2014 and held auditions for a USA guitarist and drummer aged 18–20 to form a band. Drew and Nate were in a previous pop-punk band called "All the Above" until they were given the offer to move on. The Tide started on February 25, 2015, consisting of 4 members: Austin Corini (Dec 26, 1995) lead vocals, Drew Dirksen (Sept 30, 1996) lead guitar and backing vocals, Levi Jones (Nov. 21, 1997) bass guitar and vocals and Nate Parker (Sept 26, 1996) drum and backing vocals.1 Like The Vamps, the band started uploading covers on YouTube and gained a number of fans since then.1
The Tide were an amazing band until lead singer 'Austin Corini' decided to become a diva and ruin the band (asshat)
by ILoveTheVampsBigDicks February 26, 2018
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extreme times

This is said by radio personalities and news casters to describe the hardships that we are all enduring throughout the Covid-19 pandemic.
The radio guy said that through these extreme times we are all in this together and that we will beat this virus if we just self quarantine.
by JoeyBomm April 28, 2020
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