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tiddlywinks

Tiddlywinks is an indoor game played by men played on the floor or a bed. Players stroke their shafts until climax, thereby propelling semen, called "winks", into the air. The offensive objective of the game is to score points by sending their own winks into the "pot", the other players mouth. The defensive objective of the game is to prevent your opponents from potting their winks by "squopping" them: shooting your own winks to land on top of your opponents' winks. As part of strategic gameplay, players often attempt to squop their opponents' winks and develop, maintain large mouthfuls of winks.
John and I played a great game of tiddlywinks last night, I potted so much of my winks in him.

Tim loves playing tiddlywinks.
by deathbreakfast February 21, 2017
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Ashley Tisdale

The ugliest and most nasally person alive. Like everyone on Disney she has no talent but thinks she does. Also used to describe the nasally sound of ones voice.
Your voice is so Ashley Tisdale. Do you have a cold?
by MagicalUnicorn555 July 16, 2009
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tiddlyjen

The coolest and most amazing midget ever to arise out of the entire population of the world.

Also one of half of Teh Amazing Binary Ninjas and radical Flag lovers of the sexycutie4u2c o0o0o0oh lovemonkey fanclub.

AKA MidgetJens, JenJen and leader of the squealing universe.

thanking you for your praises
bap =D
ZOMG tiddlyjen
HAWMG tiddlyjen
HAWMG WTF tiddlyjen
Lets make sweet muffins together tiddlyjen
I are teh tiddlyjen
by tiddlyjen # 1 December 28, 2008
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[tidley]

We knew after we scored the grass, everything would be tidley for the evening.

It's all tidley
by JaggedLittleJill October 20, 2008
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tidballs!

1. an increasingly popular name for children.

2. if you name child tidballs, will automatically become a hippie and have a very distinct set of moustache / chops.

3. child will be pot head.

4. a bar in the greater bowling green area.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyum... that child's name should have been TIDBALLS!
by the balls of tid. October 18, 2008
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titalicous

the feeling that comes over you when you see something that excites your mind i.e. a really fine muscle car or a very fine playmate or a nice rack
That car is titalicous. That woman is titalicous. that 10 point buck is titalicous.
by Bubba John Texas April 1, 2009
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TIDLF

wow that TIDLF was awesome
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