tiddlyjen 

The coolest and most amazing midget ever to arise out of the entire population of the world.

Also one of half of Teh Amazing Binary Ninjas and radical Flag lovers of the sexycutie4u2c o0o0o0oh lovemonkey fanclub.

AKA MidgetJens, JenJen and leader of the squealing universe.

thanking you for your praises
bap =D

ZOMG tiddlyjen
HAWMG tiddlyjen
HAWMG WTF tiddlyjen
Lets make sweet muffins together tiddlyjen
I are teh tiddlyjen

tiddlyjen by tiddlyjen # 1 December 28, 2008

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010

tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

Rasberry Tiddlywinks by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

Tiddlywank 

A penis of small size and girth.

Phil: Well, show me your schlong, Dan.
Dan: OK ;)
Phil: Wow, that is one tiddlywank you have there!

Tiddlywank by Diddly-dong April 16, 2015

tiddlypong 

Small chicken

Ha Joe's got a tiddlypong

tiddlypong by MrClotpole December 5, 2019

2 tiddlywinks 

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

2 tiddlywinks by BroPower_ December 5, 2020