Rusty Tromblumpkin

A combination on the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which a girl licks the man's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind), and The Blumpkin (a sexual position in which a man takes a dump and simultaneously receives oral pleasure). A modified toilet or a lot of creativity is required.

I received a quite satisfying Rusty Tromblumpkin last night!

I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!

Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!

by Jason Walburn February 20, 2008

Trombone

1) An english instrument originally called the sagbute (sackbutt) that makes many obsecene and beautiful noises. Often nicknamed, bone, boner, tromboner, horn, and noisy thing

The Bones in the back row are blowing their minds out.

by Emily April 27, 2004

Rusty Trombone

When a male is receiving anal stimulation orally, while simultaneously getting a hand-job from aforementioned anal diner.

Kirsten played the Rusty Trombone on Jon all night.

by Daimo42 July 23, 2007

cock throb

The sensation one gets around the penis after intercourse

hay julie i have 'cock throb'

by wuddawhist February 26, 2009

rusty trombone

When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's penis from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their asshole. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's asshole. At the same time, he or she gives them a handjob. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.

Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone.

My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.

Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.

Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Bertha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Bertha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.

by bigmelon June 17, 2008

Rusty Trombone

tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie.

during the tromboning, the dressing is made while tossing the salad. with little or no lumps! thanks devin!

by the dil September 28, 2003

Tuchus Trombone

An instrument consisting of your ass as it is making noises pleasing to the ear (to some).

After eating some beans, she is now playing a tune on her tuchus trombone.

by Q1KSLVR April 11, 2009