Schrodinger's Clit

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.

A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger

Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.

Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?

Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit

by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021

Clit Dribbler

A lesbian
Also commonly referred to as a female munch

Jessie is such a fucking clit dribbler. She plays with the clit like a basketball.

by MoraineValley123 March 1, 2023

carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

Shadow Clit

When that bitch is looser than the fabric of time and that ish lookin' like a wormhole/ black hole

I was smashin' this hoe like a poodle on a table leg and that bitch felt like yo moms "Shadow Clit".

by I am a bic pen July 25, 2018

grow a clit

An alternative way of saying "no balls."

A way to refer to people who are scared pussies, therefore they have no balls and should grow a clit.

Scared ass bitch, grow a clit.

by doorknob salesman December 2, 2021

Boy clit

What straight men call a trans or gay male’s penis to feel like they are with a cisgender woman.

Come sit on daddy’s face and put your boy clit in daddy’s mouth while you suck daddy’s big cock.

How big is your boy clit?

by CaliforniaXB February 11, 2018

clit clatter

Same as bumping fur. Froppage, French for "rubbing". When two lesbians bump and grind together their vaginas.

It was noisy in the next room from all the clit clatter between my roomates.

by Yo mutha May 14, 2006