Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.

That's just a couch excuse!

by dandan8000 November 22, 2024

Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear

Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *

by coochie devour April 29, 2023

Idf excuses

Oh? What happened? You don't like the idf's excuses Destiny? You think maybe it's the thing I said it was? You think you were just using historical precedent and making shit up to sound right in front of retards?

Hym "You know what the Idf excuses prove? CORRECT ALL ALONG! Embarrassing! Fucking knockoff. What did I say about sullying my good name? At least be on the right side of things! Shit, you fucking suck! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

Excuse

I don't need an excuse. It doesn't need to be justified.

Hym "I can just as easily say there is no excuse or justification for what is happening to me. But that would be lazy. And I know how much you hate laziness. So I'll just say I don't NEED an excuse. I have a REASON. And the REASON is the thing you are doing to me (in whatever terms you choose to describe it) that is unjustifiable and for which there is no excuse. So... I need to be made whole or your kids need to be made holey."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

Excuse me

You rude asshole

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot

by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019

that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.

yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy

by Marty5 April 7, 2013