Peacock's Law

The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation

John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit

by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

Peacocking

When you exaggerate your sides that are cool and impressive already, because fuck you that's why.

Hey, I'm giving you this hat because you are super tall. Wear it for peacocking, bro.

by Non Zenon April 16, 2021

Peacocking

Peacocking:

Peacocking is when a woman or man is screaming for attention boasting how tough and crazy they are. To appear tougher then they really are. Its usually over the top and loud.

Nikki is peacocking about how she's a crazy b+@$- and she's on a rant to check my neck before she comes over and checks it with her baby on her hip.

by Ghetto peacocking February 5, 2022

peacock

peacock is a human in girl form. if you call her peacock at the start she can be an upset hipster whos only intention to play with creamed landon's, but eventually she will warm up to it and begin to call you by a bird. but whatever you do under any circumstances DO NOT call her baby peacock. peacock got claws and shes not afraid to bite.

PEACOCK

by karma1989 November 13, 2023

car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

by LouieFerook April 2, 2016

Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.

"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."

by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 June 2, 2018