old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that

by yur 6th grade friend February 10, 2019

Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 10, 2016

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020

old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray

Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.

by Soft waffel October 17, 2017

Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...

Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.

by HatesOldManFlipFlopping May 29, 2012

old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..

I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..

by TerableT May 21, 2023

old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021