Clout Count

Adj. Refers to your follower-to-following ratio.

The amount of followers and/or number of followings on your social media platform(s).

According to Millennials and Gen Zs your following count must never be higher than your number of followers.

Adj. Clout Count can also refer to the number of "likes" or reactions on your posts.

And according to the Millennials and Gen Zs you MUST delete a photo if it does not exceed a certain amount of appreciation or if it does not surpass the amount of love than your previous post.

DISCLAIMER: Those faulty of following too many dog accounts may need to shut it down. Or if you possess a blue checkmark you have far exceeded the need to worry about your clout count.
My clout count is 875:200, what's yours?

Oh.. mine's uh... 400:1,000.
You should probably just shut it down and drop all social media, #nolove.

OMG, Becky. Did you see Sasha's clout count?

She just follows too many dog accounts.

Well, I just hit 10k. #sponsorme
by KentCook January 15, 2020
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counting problem

The counting problem is also known as "Tarski's revenge."

It stands alongside two major problems in mathematics called the "compositional-unit problem" and the "unit-of-measurement problem." It is trying to determine how many points there are in an object.
Tarski's nihilism indicates that infinity plus an uncountable number of exterior points equate to an infinite number of points.

This is the solution to the counting problem.

A NON-Tarski object has the uncountable points on the INTERIOR surface with the infinite points; indicating that Godel's incompleteness theorem is stating that mathematics is unable to count the uncountable set of Tarski-points if they lie to the interior of the surface.
by flightfacilities February 22, 2022
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Count Slay

1: Kim Dracula.

2: Another fan made name for Kim Dracula because they constantly slay.
Kim is always slaying so they're new name is Count Slay.
by LXXLoveRoulette August 03, 2023
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swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.
Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!
by little kbaybay December 31, 2011
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Count 43

Count 43 (a.k.a. C43, Count 42 or C42) is a gang, typically with 43 members who use cricket/baseball bats or drivers to kill people.
1: "Hey dawg, wanna start a Count 43?"
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849
by Ku Klux Klonoa May 30, 2023
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Counting Cobbles

To stroll around, with no real aim or end goal.
1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.

Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.
by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019
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Count Snackula

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.
The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.
by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022
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