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colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.
Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
by P3RV-E November 13, 2014
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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
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colombian teenage boy

a guy who will make you think you are the one he wants when in reality you are one of the many girls he hooks up with and lies to
by whiwhdjdid April 8, 2024
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Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.
I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.
by Colombianantique March 17, 2024
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Colombian senses

When niggasenses are not sufficient. Colombian senses add the additional thought of threat or cocaine could be around
My Colombian senses are telling me this is a place of no good people.
by anonymous November 23, 2023
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Jacobo (Colombian)

a bitch ass boy with a broke ass budget. usually is a resident of the South America region. also gets a lot of girls for his crusty hair. usually wants to shave his head since he can't wash the crusty things out of it. usually spending his time on discord and was raised in the hood.
Jacobo (Colombian) is such a broke ahh boy :skull
wtf is you talking about
by Jacobo (broke) April 29, 2022
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Colombian

A person born in Colombia or of Colombian descent. Colombians are typically of mixed racial background, but typically any mix of the native amerindian peoples, spanish, and/or africans who were brought over as slaves. Smaller but sizable heritages also include German and other Europeans and Arab peoples (Shakira Mebarak).

The english term "Columbia" shares a similar etymology but is unrelated to Colombia, and causes annoyance to many Colombians.

Colombians, particularly women, are renowned for their beauty.

Colombia is famous for its drug cartels that were most active during the late 80s and early 90s, which at the time made it one of the most dangerous countries in the world. Today, much of the violence has dwindled but there is still conflict with ideologically-driven guerilla groups in the remote parts of the country.

Not to sound too biased, but Colombia is a beautiful country, with a plethora of landscapes and varied geographies. Colombian people are friendly and love their soccer, parties, and family.

I doubt anyone can visit Colombia and not fall in love with it.

I love my culture and am a proud Colombian-American
That girl over there must be Colombian or something.
by Lil Drizzle November 9, 2020
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