Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

Chimney Sweeper

Stuffing panties into your girlfriend's vagina the day after her period has ended, lubing up your dick so you can have sex with her panty stuffed vagina, then pulling out the panties...and everything that comes with it.

I planned on eating my girlfriend out later, but first I gave her the ol' chimney sweeper to make sure she was cleaned out.

by Cr8ivewonder July 1, 2019

Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)

After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.

by iosys April 17, 2019

Bagel in the Chimney

A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”

by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018

Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.

“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Chimney Sweep

The act of using a "womb broom" to eat a girl out while upperdecking a toilet.

Yo bro I totally chimney sweeped at that party last night

by yurmomasnatch March 2, 2020

Santa's Chimney

The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.

I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.

by Mavrick and Goose December 27, 2007