blind chef

A blind chef is a person who cooks delicious food, but never tastes it.

Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef

by thegillaman September 20, 2014

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021

Little chef

The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.

‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’

by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018

chefs ass

When one singel chef works so hard in the suns bedroom knows as a kitchen that there anal section and gooch sweat and chafe to the point of no return and become and gain extremely painful walking patterns

Yo jord-I I have had a busy day and it's so hot I can't walk. To whitch jord-I would reply ahaha blood have you got chefs ass lol 😂

by Chefs ass (jacob wooly) September 3, 2017

ghetto chef

A cook that puts together a meal made from cheap, processed and prepackaged food.

Lunch tastes like shit, the the ghetto chef thinks KD & canmed tuna is a gourmet casserole.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

Chef Jef

1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.

2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.

3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.

4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.

1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.

2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!

3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!

4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.

by Chef Jeff! April 9, 2023

Little chef

Also known as a “tiny Buddha” a little chef is someone of slightly below average height with great cooking talent.

The food was so delicious that it was clearly made by a little chef.

by Ticytapycornliar January 11, 2018