Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011
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you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.
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you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.
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I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.
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