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Tony

Some cunt that draws a bunch of cartoons and thinks that they're a huge load of shit. He will also get mad if you fuck with his friends.
by EdgyBastard2918 May 27, 2018
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Tony

fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.
"TONY STOP EATING MY FUCKING CEREAL!"
"MEOW HISSSSSSSS"
by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019
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Tony

A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.
Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
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Toni

A lying cheating ex-wife who gets preggers by the neighbor and then moves in with him and takes your kids to Cockeysville like 45 minutes away and you never get to see them anymore and who has you pay a ton in child support.
"Man that awesome sweet awesome handsome ex-husband totally got Tonied."
by The-ex February 4, 2010
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Tony

The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”
Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.
by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020
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Tony

a dumb mother fucking bitch that can text his ex bestfriend for shit and when he do its dry ass fuck. Tony is a cunt POINT BLANK PERIOD
friend: WTF my boyfriend can text me for shit
me: oh hes a tony
friend: ONGGGG
by Imherbsfff November 16, 2019
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Tony

by Notthetokennerd November 8, 2018
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