by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.
by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021

by JaneJill March 9, 2010

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.
How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
by spirotot May 14, 2014

by Venus83 August 10, 2010

Ben: You see that lady at the checkout line, she had starry teeth, I could barely look at her.
Bella: What do you mean?
Ben: Her teeth were yellow and way far apart...
Bella: What do you mean?
Ben: Her teeth were yellow and way far apart...
by Benjyrocket February 17, 2017

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.
He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!
by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010
