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by Skateboard_pete July 5, 2017
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General Shop

A horny young indian who kicks at least 20 people at a pk trip.
General Shop kicked lancer 3000 and diegosage again for making out at the greaters during a pk trip.
by Senator Rick Santorum October 13, 2006
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Compliment Shopping

Criticizing ones self in hopes that someone will compliment you afterword.
When a sexy bitch says something like "my ass is ugly" so that you will say "your ass looks great"- Compliment Shopping
by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009
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identity shopping

A form of voyeurism frequently practiced by narcissistic, self-obsessed people with unconsciously low self-esteem while walking around or riding on public transport through a busy city.

It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.

Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.
Girl: "Wow, you've gotten hot since you moved to the city! Good work!"
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."
by dalb0z July 6, 2010
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closet shopping

to go through your closet looking for clothes you forgot you owned. sometimes happens when you're short of cash, sometimes happens when you lose weight and discover a bunch of clothes that fit once again.
hey, cute jacket. where'd you get it?

i went closet shopping. i haven't worn it in years.

i don't remember it. looks great!

thanks!
by jonnyss August 20, 2010
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Shop-Hack

Any of a number of techniques known to only a scarce few (in some instances, just The Handyman) that will simplify any given task whilst working on projects in the Shop. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
Adoring Fan: “Oh, Handyman, how did you become so incredibly knowledgeable in the handy arts?”
The Handyman: “Ever since I was in diapees, I’ve been formulatin’ and calculatin’ to come up with the best shortcuts for just about anything handy. I refer to each pearl of woody wisdom in my handy bag of tricks as a Shop-Hack.”
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
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Hat Shop

hat shop
noun

1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.

2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids

3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.
1) Nikolaj Ehlers pulled a nasty hat shop in the QMJHL again Bathurst, Moncton and Cape Breton.

2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.

3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."
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