A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
Get the Cumbernauld Sausagemug. One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.
"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"
"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."
"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."
"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"
"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."
"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."
"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"
"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013
Get the Sausage Clampmug. by Fabio September 23, 2004
Get the Sausage Weemug. A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017
Get the hooker sausagemug. When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.
by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009
Get the Rabies sausagemug. Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
by The turd abibes March 21, 2018
Get the Mossy Sausagemug. Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.
wrap.
by JayForRunner April 8, 2021
Get the Sausage Wrapmug.