sausage fiend

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.

Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.

by HighestCommonDenominator May 11, 2014

Sausage bucket

The act of inserting 3 penises into a vagina or anus.

That ho received a sausage bucket last night.

by T LO June 29, 2012

Sausage Trap

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.

Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

hooker sausage

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ

Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts

by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017

Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

Sausage Wee

A mans love goo, baby oil, cum...

Stevey P: That girl make me sausage wee in my pants

by Fabio September 23, 2004

Sausage Clamp

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.

"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"

"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."

"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."

"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"

"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"

by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013