Uber-moses

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006

Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.

OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!

by piss stains November 21, 2020

Nigga Moses

Another term to describe Harriet Tubman. Traditionally said after history class.

*Sees Harriet Tubman* "Fuck it, Nigga Moses"

by LordAndSaviorHarriet August 1, 2021

Stone Moses

set in their ways?

She’s like a stone moses

by Wizardofahhhhhhhs September 9, 2018

Mose

The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey

I wish Mose would come fuck this pussy up!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Moses

the hero of old, capital God’s own servant who somehow possessed him in order to create his grand plan on earth and heaven

Moses was the only true chosen one of God aside from Jesus

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013