Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.

“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “

by Dortybordy March 7, 2025

Denver

An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.

If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.

by Hombre September 17, 2021

denver

denver is a weirdo she is a bitch and no-one likes her fuck her and her friends but dont.

"it that denver?"
"yeah she is a hoe"
"I know 😏"

by the.real.tea2000 April 2, 2019

Denver

🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞Pancakes on deck

Denver has a pancake no joke

by ImaSandMan38 October 2, 2019

Beetlejuiced in Denver

When your local politician gives you a hand job at a local theater of a Broadway touring show.

Lauren was so impressed with her date that she beetlejuiced in denver while watching Beetlejuice, in Denver.

by Crazydudemanbro July 25, 2024

Denver Dashboard

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.

“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”

by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025

Denver Nobel

Denver is a boy who is destined to be with a girl starting with A, preferably an Abbey. He falls in love after years of meeting each other even though the girl has been obsessed at first glance.

Girls starting with A and ending in Y are my loves - Denver Nobel

by EEAC September 19, 2022