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bonking

(Diaper lover slang) Same as unging, but without fists beneath oneself; humping done on a thick quilt on a carpeted floor.
He is bonking.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.
Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"
by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023
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Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza
Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “
by Ominiqu August 3, 2023
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Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
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e-bonk

"E-Bonk", also just "bonk", refers to an electric bicycle.
I drove my e-bonk to work today.
by boinkbonk August 30, 2023
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bonk turbo

acting in a form or way that resembles turbo
aye bonk turbo why u dancing in front of the jaunts
by Isreal October 7, 2023
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Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
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