bonk

shitty 11 year old italian retard aus cheater that gets muted every discord and has a ballsack size of my dads

bonk is a retard compared to wogs

by big dick bonk destroyer September 12, 2020

BONK

terrible at any video game he plays and nothing compared to a deeper

"Dude how are you 3 - 43 good god quit playing like a bonk."

by THE GREAT DEET August 14, 2019

Bonk

Sexual inter course

I bonked your mum mate

by Henry the hoover April 17, 2020

bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022

Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021

bonk

a bri'ish way of fucking someone

ima bonk dat bich ova ther init

by The Memed Human July 28, 2021

Bonk

When something happens that makes you go 😐. Mostly used ironically. Often a one word reply.

Your Crush: I’m sorry, I don’t date losers.

You: Bonk.

by thongas April 15, 2021