Fuck-it list

A list of things you want to fuck before you die.
Example: dog, cat, bob from next door, etc.

Jane: hey did you see that sexy seagull?
Mary: yeah. I’ll put it on my fuck-it list.

by Partykiller June 16, 2018

The Holy List

The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks

Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."

by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009

KoS List

A list of people to kill on sight. Used in competitive games when you're bored and just wanna kill some dudes who got clowned on by you, your friends, or some other random who gave you the list a while back.

Damn, I tried to kill that guy and now I'm on 5 people's KoS Lists...

by Camreeamreeyan July 6, 2022

exflaw list

Making a list of the flaws of an ex who dumped you to raise your spirits in an otherwise sad time.

I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...

by gregory trayne October 27, 2008

Murtough List

A list of things that a person of a certain age is to old for. Named after Murtough from the Lethal Weapon movies who keeps saying, "I'm getting to old for this stuff." Also this list is made famous by the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'.

Nic: "So I just got done throwing water balloons from the top of the building."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."

by NicholasAce July 19, 2012

List Paralysis

The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.

"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."

by CJackson May 1, 2014

Frowning List

A list of people who are rude.

Joe was being very rude to John, so I put his name on the Frowning List.

by 7Flyer November 7, 2012