The Holy List

The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks

Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."

by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009

exflaw list

Making a list of the flaws of an ex who dumped you to raise your spirits in an otherwise sad time.

I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...

by gregory trayne October 27, 2008

To-Don't List

The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".

Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."

You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."

by Blinkovision July 28, 2011

check list

terrible. you dont ever want to do one. if you wish to live, then stay away from the earth and environmental science classroom. these will make you crave death, and make you want to kill your heartless teacher that assigned them. there is no way to do them on time, you will always procrastinate, no matter what

friend: have you done the check list yet?
me: of course not, who do you think i am
friend: ITS DUE TOMORROW
me: and?

by juuling_cat November 8, 2019

Shadow Listing

Shadow Listing is a list of people mainly in the Art community/Adoptable Community who are on a thin line for getting something from an artist.

A way to get Shadow Listed is by complaining about unfair rules in a Artist's/Creator's post when you do not get something, whining about how a Artist/Creator decides to keep a Adoptable, or you have harassed someone the Artist/Creator knew/is friends with.

All it does is lower the possibility of the person getting accepted, even if they are the only one who offers/enters.

I'm Shadow Listing Marble, so now she doesn't have a high chance of getting the Dragon Adopt.

by Azhure/Simpai April 6, 2021

captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

Fuck-it list

A list of things you want to fuck before you die.
Example: dog, cat, bob from next door, etc.

Jane: hey did you see that sexy seagull?
Mary: yeah. I’ll put it on my fuck-it list.

by Partykiller June 16, 2018