When your girlfriend is having so much crap delivered to your place, that it's getting harder and harder to find spots for it all
"Man, my girl getting so many packages delivered. Every day! I can't find spots for all of it; like I'm playing tetris with Temu items; Temu Tetris.
by anonymous December 25, 2025
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This clean slate (tabula rasa) is achieved by deleting the app and blocking all notifications between purchases.
Each new browsing session begins from temula rasa.
This clean slate (tabula rasa) is achieved by deleting the app and blocking all notifications between purchases.
Each new browsing session begins from temula rasa.
"After each purchase she wiped uninstalled all apps and cookies from all devices, unsubscribed from all notifications...and returned her devices to a state of temula rasa.
by Ak_101 January 8, 2026
Get the temula rasa mug.Dude, that huge breakfast burrito this morning made me a drop a Big Tesuque right in that frozen ass outhouse!
by RADM B December 30, 2010
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by Temu_ December 27, 2016
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Random person : my newborn ugly fat shit face baby just pissed his pants aww
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by Shitkink March 9, 2021
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Emily : Man I need a new necklace
Me : Use Miss_tetsuros Hands! They will fit perfectly and are hot asf!
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by Shitkink March 10, 2021
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(for the people that says that miss_tetsuro's hands are hot, they are correct )
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(for the people that says that miss_tetsuro's hands are hot, they are correct )
Go follow her on tiktok!
Suck my dick haha ily <3
by edsheeeran March 11, 2021
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