Teerow

A mythical bearded wizard of Chinese, Japanese, Siamese or some kind of Asian persuasion who spits metaphorical oracle fire from his tongue and dispenses tow trucks and/or diapers with a flick of his wrist. Usually seen with a beautiful and fashionable siren at his side .

Yeah! That man's a grey teerow!

by YouAintGottaKnowMyName! September 8, 2010

Teenopause

When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this.

E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.

Example (in use)

1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!

by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011

Tebow Win

Doing barely enough to get a win in any kind of sporting event or competition.

My friend was bragging yesterday how he beat me in chess, he only had two pieces left... What a Tebow Win

by some random white d00d January 26, 2012

Tebowmania

When NFL fans and common people unitedly rejoice for upcoming miracles.

There was Tebowmania at the gym last night...

-Why?

Casue someone was running on the treadmill for 8 hours!

- Wow!

by Marcus Erailius August 5, 2012

tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

teaboarding

an interrogation technique simulating the experience of drowning, in which large quantities of tea are poured over the victim's face and into the victim's breathing passages.

Senator Cruz Tea Party is teaboarding in Congress again today.

by tiredamerican October 16, 2013

Tebozap

When people return from the dead to eat your foot

Jaiden died at the dentist and tebozaped when it was finally over your foot was all bloody and swollen.

by izmetarzan March 8, 2014