Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.

Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."

by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009

Asshole Tax

The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.

...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.

by Dinjoralo April 29, 2011

tax fraud

we all did it don't lie or i will kill you in your sleep

my uncle commited tax fraud

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021

vagina tax

why sally makes less than ted

Cathy: If it weren't for the vagina tax, I'd be making $100 large this year.

by Curlz n C-Dawg June 28, 2007

Ricer Tax

This also applies to any car part from Japan, especially motors. Even if they offer no benefit over those available elsewhere (or are actually worse due to parts availability and shady importers) ricers will pay HUGE amounts of money for them. The tax is only increased if the motor was ever mentioned in an anime or used for early drifting.

You could build a B20 frankenstein motor with 225hp using parts from a CR-V and Integra for junkyard prices, but ricers STILL pay thousands for a worn out, probably stolen 200hp "JDM" motor.

Then there's the JDM wheels and body parts, which can cost thousands for no benefit at all. Ricer Tax is especially huge for JDM wheels, even if they're tiny, ugly and offer no benefit over a decent set of aftermarket wheels.

by yelawolf July 4, 2011

parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).

Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.

by Riconator October 30, 2010

The United tax

The United tax is when clubs inflate football player valuations by 60-70% when Manchester United register an interest, because they know how easy it is to rinse ManU for everything they've got.

"Harry Maguire would be worth £30m if it wasn't for the United tax, but Leicster are demanding £90m"

by ElMondo1629 July 31, 2019