Definitions by Dinjoralo

Twain 

A Portmanteau of the words Two and Pain, usually meaning a body part was painfully snapped or split into more than one piece.

You snapped your pelvis in twain!

Twain by Dinjoralo September 24, 2011

Asshole Tax 

The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.

...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.

Asshole Tax by Dinjoralo April 29, 2011