Tapestry

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tapestry

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

taters

Another word for "potatoes" or "potato"

Person 1 Hey Person 2. You like tay-ters?
Person 2 I do like taters.

by djangoman7 August 4, 2025

Tapeshit

Refers to a piece of media that, for no particular reason other than aesthetics, is set in the past anywhere between the 1960s to the 90s, spanning the time when digital information was stored on magnetic tapes. This term particularly applies when the story in question could have just as easily been a contemporary piece set in modern times and yet often invokes analogue technologies in some half-hearted attempt to gain some nostalgia points, or features advanced science fiction/supernatural elements where they would otherwise not belong.

"Hey, you wanna watch Stranger Things?"
"No, I'm not into tapeshit."

by The Amazing Meh-man August 26, 2025

Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

lady taters

boobs

"can I ladle my man gravy onto your lady taters"

by goldmoogle March 12, 2014

Fried Taters

A greasy look to your face. You look like a potato with all that acne and sunburn. Fried Taters is a name to name those friends who crack the you up and don't burp regularly.

#Greasy #Acne #Morning Sickness #CHIPS

Omg Fried Taters is so greasy today
I so rock this greasy hot potato look. Call me fried Taters

by Fried Taters July 15, 2017

mary tappers

It is a complete insult calling someone a mary tappers. It signfies stupidity and idioticy

You're such a mary tappers you piece of crap.

by julianabove February 17, 2018