smerfy

To tighten a rubber band around penis so it turns blue during oral sex.

I got such an awesome smerfy from my girl last night.

by My. orgasism October 5, 2010

snerfing

being sad... coming from being as blue as a snerf

My boyfriend broke up with me. I'm so snerfing

by shosho2 September 28, 2009

Swef

Swef is the highest level of swag.

On a scale, there are 3 levels.

Swag, sweg, and swef.

"ayy damn I'm so swef"
"no you aren't you dum bitch, u lowest level swag, cant even upgrade to swef cuz not in u hue unlike me"
"pfttttttt pls"

by Anastaus September 30, 2015

Serfers

Petty minions who believe anything the government tells them, even if where it's true, but just by virtue of the fact that the government tells them it's so.

-- So Birthers believe Obama was born in Kenya, Deathers doubt Bin Laden's dead, and Serfers accept that he was buried in the surf, because the government tells them that.

by sukadog May 29, 2011

Swerski

to roon, particularly in reference to an INTER-net communication.

If that assmeg sirjavalot posts your personal information, just reply with hundreds of lines of code to Swerski the thread.

by Tusekan Raiders July 28, 2003

Serfering

Serfering somebody means landing on them from above killing them in the process. This was first demonstrated by Serfer, and hence is now named after him.

Stygian jumped out of the plane and landed first, only to suffer a Serfering at the feet of Serfer.

by Ignitor September 16, 2008

snerfing

the act of people kissing while simultaneously stuffed up

jack and jill are allergic to ragweed but they still are always snerfing each other.

by lwarnos October 21, 2008