Swear Jug

A spin on the whole concept of a swear jar being that someone mouth is so foul that they need a jug instead of a jar

Stone coal is such a baddass that instead of a swear jar he needs swear jug

by EmJayee July 12, 2019

I swear down mate

When a Geordie is angry they say this

"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022

Swears

Words that were created that we can't say for some fucking reason

Kid: "fuck"
Adult: "dont say swears ever again thats a bad word."
Kid: "why is it created if we cant say it?"
Adult: "I dont know"
Kid: "why?"
Adult: "im not sure"
Kid: "why?"

by Bruh_M0ment September 30, 2022

Its Lag I swear

"Its Lag I swear" is a term commonly used by hackers in attempt to trick others into thinking they're lagging.

"I'm not hacking, Its Lag I swear. I have bazillion ping"

by Another guy idk September 28, 2022

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

Swear

Something stupid people start to say when they're too stupid to think of any valid words during an argument.

Swearing is often used to express anger or just to intimidate the opponent. However, this is just because the user has nothing better to say.

by The smart view of slang words May 31, 2021

Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

A UK Slang For The American Slang “On God No Cap”

Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

by KingHassan February 15, 2025