Surroundologue

When three or more people are having a discussion.

The office staff was having a surroundologue about the arrangements of the upcoming Christmas party.

by TheD's February 5, 2009

surroguzzler

The incredibly satisfying act of allowing an unsuspecting, unobtainium hot girl to carry your seed in her belly as a surrogate by sereptisiously adding copious amount of your semen to food and drinks you serve to her. This works well for smoking hot girls that are friends that you will never be able to fuck or that bitch friend of your girlfriend who you've been jerking off over for the last 3 years. Also works for that fat cunt at the office that makes your life a living hell.

"Did you hear Bob turned Miss Oklahoma into one of his surroguzzlers by serving her a "loaded" grasshopper at the autism benefit gala last night?"

by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014

surrogate boyfriend

When you are too much of a simp to realize that the girl you're after is using you for emotional support even though she already has a boyfriend.

Why are you still simping over Brittney? She already has a bf. Don't become her surrogate boyfriend.

by pandabitch22 October 11, 2020

Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.

At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.

by notthefather69 August 8, 2022

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017

Head Out The Sunroof

When a man lays back, unzips his zipper, and sticks his “head” out the sunroof.

I’ve got my head out the sunroof.

by WheezyCheeze July 20, 2022