Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.

by home movies October 31, 2014

left stroke

Something Kendrick Lamar made up that only he knows the meaning of and everyone else just accepts and chants - As in almost all rap lyrics. It's a slam at Big Sean's failed diss track supposedly.

My left stroke just went viral.

by hrgie75 January 20, 2018

stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.

"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."

by mr. big pants?? April 10, 2009

Stroke worthy

An attribute possessed by a subject who/which warrants a tribute act of masturbation.

Man, Rachel has such a stroke worthy ass. I ended up walking behind her yesterday and had to dash to he nearest jacks to relieve myself!

by ArtoDelFunceiro May 9, 2009

Beer Stroke

The loss of control of ones facial muscles after consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Note:
-Subject may be fully conscious and standing when beer stroke occurs.
-Beer stroke is probably caused by a build up of toxins in the blood, restricting the function of the brain, causing the subjects face to resemble that of an individual that has recently suffered a stroke.
-A variation of the beer stroke is when the subject spontaneously loses all control of its leg muscles and sense of balance, which results in falling to the floor.

Beer stroke example: twitpic.com/10x6ak

by mrlee543 April 11, 2010

stroke of genius

When you get a handjob from a smart girl

Last night i got a stroke of genius from the girl in my chem lab.

by bananahandjob July 4, 2021