Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.

Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.

by omikes January 9, 2017

Slut Strands

Usually two long unkempt strands of hair dangling at the side of ones face. Often seen worn by women who look as though they've just rolled out of bed after a heavy session.

Favoured by the likes of Meghan Markle and Amber Heard.

"You ready to wear your tiara?"

"Let me fix my slut strands first."

by skinnymalinks May 29, 2023

strand

pussies pussies wat a bunch of pussies. a gang of penises in norwich

we're the strand, and we are pussies

by stephenjolly February 20, 2008

Strand-up comedy

The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

by Gary N. September 11, 2007

Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.

There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

Dallas Standoff

when two men stand apart from each other completly naked with a hot women in between them, then mastrabate. The first one to bust dosent have sex with the chick.

dude we should totaly have a dallas standoff for Sally

by werwerwerwe January 6, 2010

lesbian standoff

When you run into your Ex, with your current girlfriend, who you left your Ex for.

"I was at Whole Foods yesterday with Ann and we ran into Emily..."

"Oh no! Does Emily know that you left her to be with Ann?"

"Yeah, just a good ol' fashioned Lesbian Standoff"

by Sheriff Wiggles March 31, 2017