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Stritchy

To be a stritchy, one must always intoxicate themseleves and then go into bushes with random boys (bohane). Stritchy doesn't share food (or handle her drink well). But they are loveable creatures. To buy pet stritchys please call your local off license :D
Friend 1: I love me some stritchy
Friend 2: In the bush, with bohane! :L
by Olivia Meade July 27, 2010
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smooth stretch

when a girl stretchs your smooth foreskin with her mouth
by alex homo August 22, 2006
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anal stretcher

a device similar to an ear stretcher placed in the anus varying in sizes from 3mm diamater to 1m.
JJ was bored so inserted a 6mm anal stretcher trying to build up to his friend billy's 12mm.

His rim was too tight so yost bought an anal stretcher to loosen it,
by anal12345 June 9, 2012
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Stretcher

Stretcher: To lay down slabs of rubber, WHILE rolling out a burnout; To lay rubberized destruction, to a (preferably public) road on/in a motorized vehicle; To perform a rolling burnout.
I layed down a stretcher in front of your mothers house last night on the 1K.
by BAD TA WS6 July 9, 2011
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ball stretcher

In cock and ball torture, A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened. While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.5 A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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mid-day stretch

When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.
"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."
by Dan Neubelt May 24, 2007
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Stretched Hole Syndrome

The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.
(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"

(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"
by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010
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