Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021

STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are

WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

by Intoxicants May 24, 2021

Pumper Stoked

The act of being pumped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Pumper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Seat Stoned

a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.

b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.

Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.

guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.

by part irishman September 16, 2009

shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so

After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.

by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011

power stoned

To be so stoned that you physically can't move but you're having the time of your life.

"hey look at Jim, he's so stoned that he physically can't move but he's having the time of his life. He's power stoned!"

by controndon June 4, 2012

body stoned

When you’re so stoned that you cannot move your body.

Don’t be surprised if I end up body stoned

by Browniehatch December 3, 2019