Scott

When the thought came to you to search the word Scott, you likely became aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging hard-on or, most likely, made you wet as an Hawaiian evening on a black-sand nude beach. Reading the word Scott almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants yet, because there are still more Scott definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Scott, don't try it. These women are used Scotts, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in the body to be replaced.

Monica: Ever since I started dating a Scott I have needed to triple my caloric intake due to the sheer severity and instances of spontaneous orgasms I have experienced.

Rob: As your brother I am kind of unhappy that you told me that.

by Millhouse's Dog April 19, 2011

Scottie Pippen

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.

by Golangelo-10 May 6, 2013

scott brown

noun. A hardcore producer and DJ from Scotland. His record label, Evolution Records, has put out a number of highly successful releases. Scott Brown also produces a mix cd for the "Bonkers" compliation series.

"scott brown's kick drums are fucking *HARD* man! how does he get em to sound like that?"

by Olly J February 23, 2005

Scott's Law

Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.

Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?

by Blevins February 9, 2010

Dirty Scott

To be dancing with a female at a party as a male, and start having manual sex with said female against a wall.

"Dude, this chick was grinding on me so hard at that party, I just had to dirty Scott that bitch. It was fucked up."

by THE Dirty Scott October 30, 2011

Nega Scott

1. a villain in Scott Pilgrim
2. an annoying user on xat with ID ShangDynasty who sexually god mods and is obsessed with sex, unknown why he has friends.

(1.) {No sentence available}
(2.) Stop it Nega Scott!

by Speak With Your Heart May 25, 2014

Scott Baio

Star of the gayest show on Television, "Scott Baio is 57 and still single because he is the biggest TOOL on the planet."

Elmer: "Have you seen that new show on VH1?"
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"

by twist weeblow September 5, 2007