Radiation poisoning.
person 1: "I just bought a plane ticket to Prip'yat! I can't wait to explore the abandoned city!"
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 22, 2020
This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.
Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!
by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017
An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009
That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard
Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards
by Rifleman59 May 05, 2010
Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day is a world wide celebration in the 18th of April where everyone picks a sharp object and repeatedly stab themselves in the stomach because some Urban Dictionary Page said to do so.
If said page also appears on a social platform with some hilarious music in the background then I'm sorry, it's clear that you must do it now. The 13 year olds compel you.
If said page also appears on a social platform with some hilarious music in the background then I'm sorry, it's clear that you must do it now. The 13 year olds compel you.
-Please oh god please, I don't wanna do it. Not when I'm about to achieve my most desired dreams! There must be another way!
-There's no escape. The Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day has no escape. The meme is clear and there's no discussion. Do it. Pick up the metal bar. Don't force me to do it myself.
-There's no escape. The Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day has no escape. The meme is clear and there's no discussion. Do it. Pick up the metal bar. Don't force me to do it myself.
by CDWLT April 09, 2022
Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.
by Ted March 12, 2003
The boobs produced by eating enormous amounts of food ie. being a fat-ass. They hang off of your lower stomach and are often hairy and or covered in butter.
1. Yo, dawg I pimped your body and put boobs on your stomach. Enjoy the Lower Stomach Boobs (LSBs).
2. My girls freaking freaky she just let me fuck her LSBs.
3. They just lipoed that butter covered wenches LSBssss dog. shiiiiiiiiiiiit.
2. My girls freaking freaky she just let me fuck her LSBs.
3. They just lipoed that butter covered wenches LSBssss dog. shiiiiiiiiiiiit.
by BamboobMan October 25, 2010