Jacob stockton

Jacob can be a little wankstain but I really do love him as my mate , I remember when we all slept in my back garden in a tent and he pissed in a lucozade bottle and threw it over someone's fence .

Jacob stockton has a massive pp

by Toby mcgurk November 22, 2021

Ben james sockett

Cheats on his girlfriend but is secretly gay

You are such a Ben james sockett

by Ben sockett November 11, 2019

two plugs and no socket

dont know what it means. something to do with scotland

It means that if a man marries a woman he has never slept with, he would have no grounds for divorce or even objection if he woke up with two plugs and no socket.

by herman merivale November 11, 2021

Pop Socket

When you put your thumb inside your foreskin and rip it out so it makes a "pop" noise

"Hey man, did you hear how loud that pop socket was!?"

by NiceMeeme June 10, 2018

dick socket

An ass, a meanie, a general negative term, often used with friends.

Bill: Hey can I have some of that pizza?
Will: No get away!
Bill: Don't be such a dick socket

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004

stockton

The largest town in the San Joaquin County of California. In the southside, near Charter Way, there are thuggish people and loads of Mexican restaurant. Loads of crime. People see one of the two malls, Weberstown Mall, as the border between North and South Stockton. There's a small community of rich people, who live in Brookside and think they're some big shit. The really wealthy people like A.G. Spanos live by Lincoln Square, though, and Morada, a little wannabe town with huge houses. There are loads of boring ass suburbs in Stockton, too, but crime makes it exciting. Every year there are Asparagus Festivals, which suck, but they're worth going to. They have Asparagus Margaritas. There's nothing worthwhile to do in Stockton, for teenagers like myself, and we mostly head over to the Bay Area or to neighboring town, Lodi, for fun. Lots of racism between the whites and the minority races. Stockton has a crappyass baseball team, the Ports. Stockton also books bad concerts, like Neil Diamond (which was a disaster). Stockton thinks it's cool enough to have a Sheraton, which is a total lie. It has a highschool, St. Mary's, which is full of rich white kids that think they're better than anyone else. But other than all those things, it's a pretty rad town with practically none other social groups other than the gangsters and the cholos, and preps. No scene kids, or anything like that.

girl 1; "ugh. I hate Stockton. Let's head over to the Lodi theatres"

girl 2; "seriously, let's roll."

by stocktonscenekid March 24, 2008

socket

a useless thing. alternative to doucebag or douche.

John is a total socket.

by Yerngle February 21, 2009