staples

givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)

Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 29, 2005

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

stifle

A word used by professors to tell their undergrads to close their flapping holes.

STIFLE, Rodriquez! Do I need to kick your ass?

by Rodriquez April 16, 2005

Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Stapleface

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.

John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."

by St.Crispin September 1, 2010

Stilletti

The kind of preening, queenish, high-heeled effeminate limp-wristed way in which a bollockless "boss" walks down the corridor to spy on the three quarters of his team that are doing fuck all. The afore-mentioned stillettoed action could also be qualified as the only work done by the same high-heeled queen of a boss.

"Quick, get back to your work - I can feel some Stilletti making its surreptitious way down the corridor".

by Network Synergies Mgmt March 24, 2011

D-sciple

A true and faithful follower of one of the most Rocking bands ever to grace this Fuckin Earth i.e. Tenacious D. Going to the D's Gigs is not a requirement of D-sciple status - however ability to sing along (possibly drunkenly) to any one of their songs is a must.

Man, he's a proper D-sciple - he fucking learnt to do a Cock Pushup

by FMB December 11, 2008