Sperd

Like sperm, but dumb. They are faster than your run-of-the-mill sperm, but carry one less chromosome. A man's sperd count is inversely related to his intelligence. This phenomenon explains how smart parents sometimes produce dumb offspring, and why dumb fathers often create dumb kids.

Alan: Man, my son is such an idiot. He must be one of those sperd kids.

Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?

Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?

Mike: Exactly.

by Ganjaninja1031 November 12, 2019

Seerdogs

The name was given to the stupidest and ugliest person you will ever meet. If someone tells you their nickname is seerdogs you better run for the hills. A seerdog will look like an ogre, so if u see one in the wild turn around and dont look at it in the eyes.

'Hey, my friends call me seerdogs"
"AHHHHHH"

by seerdogs February 9, 2023

Lemon Snerd

Very offensive term, in simple words it means "ChedLaa"

Wha kerd, lemon snerd.

by JasonKellow June 8, 2023

Stardenburdenhardenbart

People have been using this as a meme saying its a German word for cat or kitty. But it originates from a very old rare form of witchcraft. The spell will make any cat come to you and incidentally make any woman cum to you if you say their name beforehand.

Stardenburdenhardenbart, *cat walks up to you*.

Ashley, Stardenburdenhardenbart. *Any Ashley in a 10 foot radius needs new panties*.

by Trixrforme September 21, 2023

Stardusting

(verb) The act of placing ones anus tightly against another's open mouth and blowing poo flakes down their throat. the anus being the star and the poo flakes being the dust, hence Stardusting.

Stardusting?....Yeah, I totally stardusted some skank last night.

by Rolando X January 18, 2009

Stard

Silly word used by emo skater types with silly haircuts to describe a "rad" trick that was done stylishly, yet was high in difficulty. Stylish + hard = stard. Clever those skater types.

"that fronside kickflip switch 180 tailflip nollie frontlip nosegrind was stard."

by skater182 August 6, 2009

Skerd

Someone (usually a girl, but may be a boy), who is both a nerd, and a sket.

They try to be popular by dating loads of guys and having sex with anyone who has a dick, not caring who it is and just thinking them as "walking sex", but at the end of the day they're just nerds trying to act cool.
They may be intelligent, nice-looking girls, but they'd do anything to be popular. Sort of strange suck-ups!

'Ugh, I hate that Megan girl. She's such a Skerd!'

'You little Skerd!!'

by amazing weirdo girl <3 July 8, 2014