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human statue

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.

person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her

person a: was she a human statue
by Urban teffy March 22, 2017
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purge status

Something you say when you see someone you hate so much that you would kill them in the purge
Person 1: Dude look it's Olivia
Person 2: Ew purge status
by Balexys February 28, 2015
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walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
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bobblehead status

A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.
He is one of the best players on the Phillies team....he's achieved bobblehead status.
by lovesud February 24, 2012
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mitchell status

Its a person that has foreskin.
by Berick johnson May 9, 2018
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ogre status

In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.

Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.

Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.
That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.
by Jeremy R. December 9, 2008
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Bot Status

The lowest classification of human existence.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.
Shut up Mitchell, you Bot Status piece of shit. Look at the floor and shut the fuck up when you’re around me.
by WARREN512 June 2, 2020
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