Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 15, 2011

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

human statue

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.

1. that teacher is a human statue
2.

person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her

person a: was she a human statue

by Urban teffy March 22, 2017

status obsessioning

1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.

2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.

3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame

4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people

status obsessioning:

1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...

2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!

3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..

4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**

by theoriginalnax February 11, 2010

Status Tard

A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'

A Status Tard shares their wisdom.

life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.

by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011

purge status

Something you say when you see someone you hate so much that you would kill them in the purge

Person 1: Dude look it's Olivia
Person 2: Ew purge status

by Balexys February 28, 2015

walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.

Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.

by Mb500 March 26, 2009