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strategically shacking 

When someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite sex, but doesn't want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.
"I planned on strategically shacking, and it worked--he had no idea I had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!"
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Psychic stalking

When someone uses their psychic ablilties to find out where you will go next so they can get there first so it doesnt look like they're stalking you when they acually are.
I was Psychic stalking so i didnt look like a stalker

veracross stalking 

Using Veracross (an online portal for schools) to stalk people in your school.
Omg Pinda was totally Veracross Stalking Patrick yesterday.

Mutually stalking 

When you and stalk someone and they stalk you at the same time. It is a mutual understanding that you both are doing this and can be done with or without acknowledgement
Friend: How do you know that person and why are you stalking them

Me: It is zebra, I have never had a conversation with them but we are mutually stalking each other
Mutually stalking by Stalking101 February 6, 2019

package stalking 

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery
Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow
package stalking by Joon Joon August 27, 2011
Word of the Day on August 29, 2011

staching 

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since
staching by thewebguy March 7, 2005

Monitor Stalking 

Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.
Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
Monitor Stalking by lifeduzt March 11, 2010