Squinch

When a person needs to scratch themselves but they have no nails, and so they instead use their fingers to squeeze, pinch, and smear the itchy area on their body.

"Jacob's balls itched, but since Jacob had no nails to scratch them he had to squinch them instead."

by Thetipsycow March 19, 2018

Protective Squint

Squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.

Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."

Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)

Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".

by LastResponder January 5, 2012

squink

onomatopea: the sound that is produced from a squigee on a wet window.

squink squnk went the window cleaner's squigee against the wet window

by lewis May 13, 2005

squinky

Angry, mad, frustrated and so forth. It has so many meanings I can't be arsed with them all.

'Why are you so squinky at me, Stan?'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Squint

Squint is a term used to describe a persons level of attractiveness.

Squint is a level above 'quiche' (so hot you want to fuck them).

Thus, squint refers to someone being so hot you can't even fuck them, all you can do is stare (squint) at their beauty.

Squint is 11/10- it is the ultimate level of hotness.

"Omg Christina is looking so squint tonight"

"Hey Loz, don't you reckon Beyonce is just so squint?!"

by squintastic fanatic November 10, 2013

squink

a wet fart, one that you can literally feel liquids coming from your ass when you fart

Ahh man I squinked myself while on that roller-coaster

by bomchikkayea February 4, 2008

squingle

A complete cunt who thinks he's hilarious

"Actually why don't you look in the mirror?"

"Dude you're a squingle"

by ib89 July 24, 2009