pussy squirt

when the pussy projects cum (orgasm).

when THE CUM BURSTS out the pussy in a squirting manner.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

Squirt & Swallow

to take a girls orgasm juice straight into your mouth and swallow it

We had a Squirt & Swallow party and I got totally soaked. I slurped every girl there.

by cuntlickericious December 15, 2008

Squirreljack

When you are out looking for chicks, and your friend picks up the chick you wanted to bust a nut with.

Todd had this awesome stripper last night, then Jeremy showed up and did a squrreljack. Afterwards Jermey didn't have any money and Todd paid for the Squirreljack.

I was sitting with this fine stripper last night, and then my wife showed up and pulled a squirreljack. She got dances from her the rest of the night.

by Johnnyp5757 October 22, 2010

squirrel’s underwear

(n.) A facial hair configuration that consists of a moustache and soul patch.;

My god I love that squirrel’s underwear on you, it makes you look so much older.

by JSloppyola December 31, 2010

Squirrel Tactics

1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances.

2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic.

This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.

Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.

by PrestigeMode December 5, 2011

Squirrelled

To be easily distracted by something - to be squirrelled.

I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.

by MonStar78 June 26, 2016

Squirmy

1 - Not being able to sit still, constant movement, back and forth action done more specifically while sitting down or lying down, as if moving like a worm
2 - Therefore, to be worm like in your actions.
3 - A combination of squirrel and wormy in actions equating to being fucking squirmy

1 -- In the morning, the early bird gets the squirmy worm.
2 -- In the early morning, the lady gets the squirmy sperm.
3 -- Most common: Dude. Chill out, stop being all squirmy. Relax.

by Frankee Franklin May 26, 2020