Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
by Ant-man crawls up Thanos ass March 25, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.
by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023
Get the Squidward Chatmug. by Mlavelle November 7, 2021
Get the Squidwardmug. When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose
Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty
James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023
Get the Rusty squidwardmug. Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.
The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.
by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025
Get the Squidwardmug. When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.
by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019
Get the Pulling a squidwardmug. When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022
Get the Squidward Syndromemug.