Shitting on an individual verbally , then taking the back of your hand spread it from the top left to bottom right and spread it across their face.
by Doc Butta Holiday April 4, 2009
Get the Spreading tha butta mug.A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.
John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"
Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"
Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"
by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009
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by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009
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Get the spater mug.Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl
1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'
1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl
1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'
1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"
"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"
"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"
"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"
"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"
"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"
"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"
by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005
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My Roommate: You fucking Spreadhead, clean up your Taco Bell trash and turn down the music.
Me:Hold up, bro. Have you heard Mikey's jam in Dyin' Man on the "Live in the Classic City" album? Want to rip the bong?
My Roommate: Jesus, get a job.
Me: Fine. How about a mushroom cap?
Me:Hold up, bro. Have you heard Mikey's jam in Dyin' Man on the "Live in the Classic City" album? Want to rip the bong?
My Roommate: Jesus, get a job.
Me: Fine. How about a mushroom cap?
by Wallis Fuller August 18, 2006
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