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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment
I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.
by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017
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Fresher spread

Three meanings all used interchangeably:

1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread

2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves

3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.

Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
by Royal exchange April 22, 2020
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spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.
Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly
by Benzoic May 23, 2010
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The Spread Stephen

The technique stephen (Actually Stephen) uses when he's about to fart on a bus
(Blame discord pals, not me)
"If you want to fart without people realising, use the spread stephen technique"
by Random username idek January 16, 2021
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the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."
by littledicktrip January 14, 2018
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Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!
by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011
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