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Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.
Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids
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Sporking

When the closeness of spooning in bed turns into fucking.
I was enjoying spooning naked in bed with my boyfriend. But then being so close the spooning led to full on sporking as he entered me from his spooning position.
by Amawee21 October 30, 2017
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Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.
Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020
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Sporking

When you are spooning, the you know what slips in the you know what
The spooning turned into the sporking as the fun began
by TheDingDong March 11, 2021
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spork

butt fuck, anal sex, inserting a penis into a butt hole...u get it
My boyfriend and I sporked last night and it really hurt.
by poiuyt July 24, 2008
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Spork

When you cuddle with a person and then fuck them, so you fuck while cuddling.
Dude me and my girlfriend totally sporked last night.
by Babiigirlhere July 6, 2011
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teeth spork

by teeth spork December 24, 2022
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