The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.
time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15
Past tense ; sporked
time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15
Past tense ; sporked
by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019
Get the Sporkingmug. “Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
Get the Spork Checkmug. When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at
Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
by mtnbiker March 18, 2023
Get the Spork your bangsmug. 
by Babiigirlhere July 6, 2011
Get the Sporkmug. Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢
by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020
Get the Sporkmug. by DaddyNikkiSixx October 9, 2016
Get the Sporkmug.