spongebob squaredick

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.

Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches

by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018

Spongesexual

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor playing Spongebob Squarepants is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.

Friend: I'm homosexual, what about you?

Me: I'm spongesexual.

Friend: What the fuck-

by ThySmallestOfTheCacti June 17, 2018

Spongebob

means a happy lil cartoon character sponge who likes working for the Krusty Crab and goes jellyfishing and has a Bestie named Pacrick the star 0w0 by Kayla Holiday

Watchin Spongebob

by Kayla Holiday April 25, 2019

SpongeBitch

Any Girl With 2 Or More Of The Following Physical Characteristics

Broad Shoulders/ Flat Chest/ No Visible Neck/ No Booty/ Trapezoid Body Profile

This SpongeBitch Really Thought She Was Gonna Fit In The Middle Of The Back Seat Knowing We Asked Her To Ride Shotgun????

by PAPI SANCHO July 3, 2019

Spongebob

If you think about it spongebob has a shitty life
1. His best friends a dumbass
2. His neighbors an asshole
3. His boss is a greedy little fuck that barley pays him

Me: *thinks about this at 2:45 am* ..... dang spongebob

by Catnos July 5, 2019

Spongebag

what you feel like when your girlfriend decides to leave you for two months and you no longer have anyone to watch the iconic television show SpongeBob SquarePants with.

Girlfriend: “Baby I wanna drink tea and watch spongebob and let you play with my hair rn.”
You: “I know baby, I’m feeling like a real Spongebag rn.”

by TeaSpillingSpongebag July 22, 2019

SpongeBob SquarePants

the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie

“did you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?”
“yeah! it was hilarious!”

by wassuphoez27 September 29, 2019